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I Hope a Unicorn Poops on Your Forehead card
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I Hope a Unicorn Poops on Your Forehead card
Uh-oh! Your best friend's birthday is coming up and you haven't gotten her a present yet. Yes, I have been reading your diary. But fret not, young child! I have the perfect birthday card (or greeting card for just... anybody. Because unicorns are freaking awesome, bruh) for you to give her. It's so impressively adorable and sweet, she'll forget that you forgot to include any money. Heck, you don't even need to sign the inside. You can literally just... forget about her altogether.
Order a pack of like a hundred and you're set to forget people for the rest of your life, but not to die alone like the self-absorbed misanthrope that you really are.
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By Michelle H.July 15, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I was searching high and low for an invitation that went with a fire theme (account my mom wants 70 real live burning candles on the cake) surprise birthday party. I found these and couldn’t buy them quick enough! They far exceeded my expectations! One word of caution is that they default to matte so if you want glossy finish you have to manually select it. I only changed where the 2 clip art pics were located to make space for the text. I even used the default font for the design. Comes with nice white envelopes that don’t need the upgrade. The feedback from the invitees has been amazing. Thanks Cathy for an amazing product!! *please note I redacted sensitive information on the pictures with black mark out. .
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By Vivian W.November 18, 2020 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I have ordered many cards from Zazzle and the quality is outstanding. They design and deliver expeditiously. I highly recommend them. The printing was beautiful.
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By Kelli T.July 23, 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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This was my first time ordering from Zazzle. I was not disappointed! The card was amazing. I personalized it and that made it even more special. The amazing quality of the card was definitely noticeable. And you really can’t complain about the prices. Perfect. Clear. Not too dark, not too light. Just like it looked online.
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Created on: 9/24/2016, 3:06 PM
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