I Like Horses T-Shirt

Do you have a hard time meeting girls? Are online dating services too expensive and creepy? Tired of watching romantic comedies by yourself? If you suffer from these problems then we have the shirt for you! For years our research team has gone undercover to figure out what EVERY woman really loves. Is it a man’s good looks? Nope. Is it money? Sometimes, but not all the time. So what is it? We discovered that there is only one thing that virtually all women love. What is it you ask? Horses! Every woman on the planet loves horses! Finally there's a shirt that is the ultimate ice breaker. Now you may ask, why doesn’t the shirt say “I LOVE horses”? Our research team discovered that though women love horses, they aren’t looking for a man who loves them as well. They just want a man who LIKES them. What weirdo dude loves horses? Get with it! Our shirt makes you look tough yet sensitive at the same time. The moment you put on our shirt, you’ll encapsulate the perfect man. Step aside George Clooney! Get lost Usher! With our shirt, you’ll become a real catch that EVERY woman will want! Forget pickup lines or roses. If you wear our shirt, the women will come to YOU! We guarantee, that's right, GUARANTEE that you'll never have trouble with women ever again or you’ll get your money back!* You can't lose! Supplies are limited so order now!!!!! * The last sentence was a lie. We ain't going to give you your money back.