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“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humor Coffee Mug

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  • Available in 11-ounce or 15-ounce
  • Dimensions:
    • 11-ounce: 3.2” D x 3.8” H
    • 15-ounce: 3.4” D x 4.5” H
  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
  • Use caution when removing the mug from the microwave. Use a pot holder or glove as necessary if it is too hot to the touch. Do not microwave an empty mug
  • Strong, ceramic construction
  • Meets FDA requirements for food and beverage safety
  • Printed on demand in Reno, NV
  • Do not overfill and be careful with hot liquids that may scald
  • Keep out of reach of children when filled with hot liquid

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“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humor Coffee Mug

“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humor Coffee Mug

Start your day with a sip of something full bodied—and a side of undead wit. This gothic mug features a dapper vampire toasting the night with a crimson drink and a bottle labeled “Vintage Full Bodied,” all set against a moonlit castle backdrop. The quote “I never drink… wine” adds a deliciously dark twist, perfect for horror fans who like their humor dry and their coffee darker than their souls. Why You’ll Love It: • Striking gothic artwork with cinematic flair • Perfect for Halloween, vampire lovers, or year-round spooky vibes • Makes a fang-tastic gift for horror buffs, pun enthusiasts, and nocturnal sippers • Great for coffee, tea, or your own mysterious red beverage
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4.8 out of 5 stars rating21.8K Total Reviews
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By R.May 16, 2020 • Verified Purchase
Classic Mug, 11 oz
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Got a personalized coffee mug for my husband as a birthday gift from our kids. He lovessss it!! Turned out really nice! The pictures were really clear!! Great product!! The pictures were really clear!!! They turned out great!!
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By Maureen Z.May 8, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Classic Mug, 11 oz
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It is a lovely mug. The actual mug is shiny and smooth. Very nice quality. It was everything I expected. Zazzle has so many nice mid century modern designs to choose from. All so pretty! The design was very clear and looked expensive.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By A.October 19, 2021 • Verified Purchase
Two-Tone Mug, 11 oz
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I love the mug, it is Awesome looking! 😊 I bought this mug to give to my uncle for Christmas. He has a 57 Chevy that is the same color as this 57 Chevy on this mug. He's going to love this mug! 😊 Thank You So Much!!! 😊. Awesome Mug!!! The printing of the 57 Chevy looks Awesome!!! 😊

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Created on: 8/7/2025, 2:46 PM
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