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“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humor Coffee Mug

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  • Available in 11-ounce or 15-ounce
  • Dimensions:
    • 11-ounce: 3.2” D x 3.8” H
    • 15-ounce: 3.4” D x 4.5” H
  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
  • Use caution when removing the mug from the microwave. Use a pot holder or glove as necessary if it is too hot to the touch. Do not microwave an empty mug
  • Strong, ceramic construction
  • Meets FDA requirements for food and beverage safety
  • Printed on demand in Reno, NV
  • Do not overfill and be careful with hot liquids that may scald
  • Keep out of reach of children when filled with hot liquid

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“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humor Coffee Mug

“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humor Coffee Mug

Start your day with a sip of something full bodied—and a side of undead wit. This gothic mug features a dapper vampire toasting the night with a crimson drink and a bottle labeled “Vintage Full Bodied,” all set against a moonlit castle backdrop. The quote “I never drink… wine” adds a deliciously dark twist, perfect for horror fans who like their humor dry and their coffee darker than their souls. Why You’ll Love It: • Striking gothic artwork with cinematic flair • Perfect for Halloween, vampire lovers, or year-round spooky vibes • Makes a fang-tastic gift for horror buffs, pun enthusiasts, and nocturnal sippers • Great for coffee, tea, or your own mysterious red beverage
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4.8 out of 5 stars rating21.8K Total Reviews
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By R.May 16, 2020 • Verified Purchase
Classic Mug, 11 oz
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Got a personalized coffee mug for my husband as a birthday gift from our kids. He lovessss it!! Turned out really nice! The pictures were really clear!! Great product!! The pictures were really clear!!! They turned out great!!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Maureen Z.May 8, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Classic Mug, 11 oz
Zazzle Reviewer Program
It is a lovely mug. The actual mug is shiny and smooth. Very nice quality. It was everything I expected. Zazzle has so many nice mid century modern designs to choose from. All so pretty! The design was very clear and looked expensive.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Mason I.July 11, 2020 • Verified Purchase
Classic Mug, 15 oz
Creator Review
This design is full of browns, pinks, turquoise and more. Very contemporary with vivid geometric triangle shapes. Looks really great with our Mexican tile tables. Really stunning, modern pattern! The lines for each triangle are perfect. The colors are vivid and pop. Great Printing.

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Product ID: 256903888309721784
Created on: 8/7/2025, 2:49 PM
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