I prefer dogs to people beach towel

Funny Beach Towel – Soak Up the Sass Make waves (and turn heads) with a Banter Cards beach towel that’s as loud as your laugh. Designed in Barry Island by our small family-run team, these towels are the perfect blend of bold, rude, and ridiculously soft. Whether you're sunbathing, strutting by the sea, or throwing shade from your lounger — this towel’s got your cheek covered. Perfect for beach days, poolside posing, or that holiday you definitely need a laugh on. 📦 Product Highlights: Printed with full-on banter (obviously) Lightweight, quick-dry, and super absorbent Size: Big enough to wrap yourself in sarcasm Designed in Barry Island, made for legends