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I Want You: To Lance My Hemorrhoid

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I Want You: To Lance My Hemorrhoid

I Want You: To Lance My Hemorrhoid

Classic with new twist! I Want You posters are guaranteed a laugh, just page through them and see what this crazy old man wants. Each has him in his trademark pointing pose and saying, "I Want You" and then something absolutely ridiculous.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating7.3K Total Reviews
6715 total 5-star reviews485 total 4-star reviews70 total 3-star reviews27 total 2-star reviews33 total 1-star reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By James F.August 7, 2013 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Standard (5" x 7"), Paper: Signature Matte
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Card arrived very promptly and as described. Quality was great, no complaints.
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By NavinJOSHI s.August 13, 2013 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Standard (5" x 7"), Paper: Signature Matte
Creator Review
Unusual color scheme is clearly visible on the art. Not many artist try to emphasize that as an artist they can see things different so long they look beautiful. This is an UNIQUE image. I bought a bunch of 34 different cards as like to give a different card to each of my friend which makes it very personal. When friends talk with each other, they appreciate the gesture all the more. Also I took advantage of volume pricing. Thanks to Zazzle for allowing to order even one card. I recommend people to buy from Zazzle. Pure Joy. Excellent printing and color tones.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By K N.November 10, 2018 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Standard (5" x 7"), Paper: Signature Matte
Creator Review
iI am overjoyed and tickled pin with this card!! he minute I oened the envelope and saw it it just raised my spirits! Love the feel of the paper, its high quality all the way! And my customer really appreciaed it!! And topping that paired up with the labels was a perfect match! The color and the entire card and design is perfect! Better than I hoped and so awesome! My customer appreciiated it too! And the labels matched in color perfecty too!

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Product ID: 137826143329613017
Created on: 5/2/2011, 10:22 AM
Rating: G