To celebrate the Ghost with the Most and get you hyped for the eagerly awaited release of “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice” in theaters now, we’re introducing some of our favorite officially licensed products, in partnership with Warner Bros. Discovery Global Consumer Products, available via our Beetlejuice store. Read on to see us spill the Deetz on our high-quality merchandise…
Panic-Inducing Posters
Some of the most memorable scenes in Beetlejuice involve characters contorting themselves into monstrous shapes. You can now capture some of that twisted imagery on your wall with our Beetlejuice posters, available in a variety of sizes and styles. They’re particularly useful if you’re trying to cultivate “organic flowthrough” in a new house or plan to shore up an unwanted portal to the Afterlife.
Terrifying T-Shirts
Inject some life into a fading wardrobe with our Beetlejuice t-shirts, each decorated with your favorite quotes and characters from both the original 1988 classic and the newly released “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.” Make an impression on everyone in The Living Theatre by adding your own details to the design – a huge spider here, a shrunken head there!
Infernal Invitations
Weddings always make us cry – even when a malevolent poltergeist is orchestrating them to gain access to the world of the living. Thanks to our Beetlejuice invitations and announcements, you can have the same impact on your guests regarding an upcoming birthday, baby shower, or wedding. Simply replace the placeholder information with your own genuine details, and then, as Beetlejuice would say, “IT’S SHOWTIME!“
Mad Mugs
When you’re a Shrinker working day-in, day-O at a call center, the Afterlife can be tough. Thankfully, with a high-quality Beetlejuice mug in hand, at least your lunch breaks can be a reprieve. The colorful designs and iconic quotes will make this your go-to drinkware in the employee canteen. And, if you’re particularly fond of a certain design, you can extend it to other products with our ‘More to Explore’ reel.
Bizarre Blankets
Trust us, Lydia: we’ve all felt like cozying up in “one big dark room” at one point or another (and especially as Halloween and winter draw closer). Enjoy a duvet day this weekend – once you’ve been to see “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice,” of course – and relish the comfort of our Beetlejuice blankets. And when you’re not nestled snugly under the weight of our buttery soft stitching, use it to cover up that twitching diorama in the attic.
Nefarious Notebooks
Ever wanted to fashion your own Handbook for the Recently Deceased? Well, with our customizable Beetlejuice notebooks, you can do just that, populating each page with esoteric tips and rules. Bring it with you next term at Miss Shannon’s School for Girls or keep it close at hand for when you feel like writing an otherworldly poem.
Creepy Cases
Although they’re still using rotary phones in the Afterlife, we’re lucky to have much more advanced technology in the land of the living. Our Beetlejuice phone cases come in several different styles, depending on whether you want something sleek or robust. Now you won’t have to worry about dropping your expensive new device while on an extended call to your caseworker!
Nightmarish Napkins
Beetlejuice isn’t exactly known for his etiquette and good hygiene – don’t believe what he says about being a Juilliard graduate and having a Harvard MBA, either. That doesn’t mean you have to follow his example, though, and with our Beetlejuice napkins, you can prevent any nasty spills and keep germs at bay. They also work to complement any other purple-, black-, or green-themed tableware or party décor you have lurking about.
Chaotic Cups
Something that can really elevate a dinner party – beyond calypso music and choreographed dancing – is a set of disposable Beetlejuice cups. Whether you’re hosting a birthday bash, summer soirée, or a Halloween hoopla, these customizable cups keep your beverage toasty and warm or cold and refreshing. And, best of all, you won’t have to clamber over a mountain of cloudy glasses when the dinner party comes to an end.
Bewildering Bags
Finally, a fashion accessory that even Otho Fenlock would approve of: our Beetlejuice bags. Decorated with characters like the Maitlands, Harry the Hunter, and Miss Argentina, these would surely pass for haute couture in Winter River, Connecticut. Check out our ‘Other designs you might like’ showcase, found underneath each product, to see other sought-after items!
And there you have it: a whistle-stop tour through our official Beetlejuice store. Have you seen the new movie yet, or do you have fond memories of the original? Let us know in the comments below!
BEETLEJUICE and all related characters and elements © & ™ Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.
Eoin is a Content Specialist at Zazzle in Cork. He’s recently bought a house with his fiancée, and thus most of his time these days is spent trying to keep the walls from caving in and the wolves from the door. Still, he’s always open to book, game, and movie recommendations, so if you have some, let him know: he’ll add them to a very, very long list.
