If I Ever Get Rabies – Fierce Animal Humor Design Holiday Postcard

Let everyone know where they stand with this unapologetically savage design. Featuring a wild, wide-mouthed animal (clearly not in the mood) and the bold phrase “If I ever get rabies, you’re high on my bitin’ list,” this graphic pulls no punches. Perfect for fans of dark humor, sarcastic jabs, or anyone who likes their fashion fierce and funny. The bold red and teal lettering combined with vintage-style illustration makes this design both retro and rebellious. Whether you’re having one of those days, or you just like to keep people guessing, this statement piece is for you. Ideal for casual wear, conversation-starters, or the friend with the sharpest wit in the room. Bonus: the small ribbon detail adds a twist of irony or subtle awareness flair—your choice. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and don’t forget: the bite list has no mercy.