If I Ever Get Rabies – Funny Retro Warning Biter T-Shirt

Unleash your wild side with this fierce and funny design that says exactly what you’re thinking. Featuring a raging cartoon-style animal baring its teeth and the bold phrase “If I ever get rabies, you’re high on my bitin’ list,” this artwork pulls no punches. The retro sunset background and distressed texture give it that perfect vintage vibe, while the bright “Warning: Biter” sign adds an extra layer of sass. Whether you’re sarcastic, introverted, or just done with people’s nonsense, this design gets the message across loud and clear—with humor and bite. Great for casual wear, statement pieces, or as a gift for that one friend who always has the best comebacks. Ideal for lovers of dark humor, anti-social moods, or anyone with a sharp tongue and even sharper wit. When you’re not here to play nice, this is what you wear.