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If I'm Buying I'm Trying Fast Food | Funny Dad Tax T-Shirt

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Basic Dark T-Shirt
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+$7.90
Black
Vivid Printing: White Underbase

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Style: Basic Dark T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark color t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 100% cotton, it's unisex and wears well on anyone and everyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Select a design from our marketplace or customize it to make it uniquely yours!

Size & Fit

  • Model is 6’2” and is wearing a medium
  • Standard fit
  • Garment is unisex sizing
  • Fits true to size

Fabric & Care

  • 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Imported
  • Machine wash cold

About This Design

If I'm Buying I'm Trying Fast Food | Funny Dad Tax T-Shirt

If I'm Buying I'm Trying Fast Food | Funny Dad Tax T-Shirt

Celebrate the ultimate "Dad Tax" with this hilarious and relatable design! Featuring bold, eye-catching blue text, this tee declares "DAD TAX" at the top, perfectly setting the stage for the common parental practice of sampling snacks. Below, charming white outline illustrations of classic fast food favorites – a juicy burger, crispy fries, a refreshing soda, a sweet ice cream cone, and delicious donuts – make the message even clearer. The punchline, "IF I'M BUYIN' I'M TRYIN'," seals the deal, making this shirt a must-have for every dad who loves to "supervise" the treats. This design captures the fun and playful side of fatherhood, making it an instant conversation starter and a guaranteed smile-inducer. Why this "Dad Tax" design is perfect for you: Witty & Relatable Humor: Every parent (and kid!) will understand the unspoken rule of the "Dad Tax." Iconic Fast Food Graphics: The recognizable illustrations of burgers, fries, and donuts add a fun visual element. Perfect Father's Day Gift: An ideal present for dads, grandpas, or any father figure on Father's Day, birthdays, Christmas, or just to show appreciation. Versatile Style: The simple yet bold design looks great on a variety of Zazzle products, from casual t-shirts and hoodies to mugs and accessories. Show off a dad's timeless privilege with this funny and unique fast food-themed shirt!

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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Dark haired male wore adult large and 5’9”, 110# female wore adult medium . Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Grandma wore adult large with long sleeve shirt underneath. Tall girl adult medium. Dark haired male adult large. Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Dark haired male wearing adult large and female wearing adult medium. Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back. They printed random cupcake image I downloaded from internet with no problems! Looked perfect! Front design was stock from zazzel.

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Product ID: 256560943433539602
Created on: 5/29/2025, 5:13 PM
Rating: G