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If You Can Read This You're Too Close - Green Text T-Shirt
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Basic Dark T-Shirt
Color & Print Process
Black
Vivid Printing: White Underbase
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If You Can Read This You're Too Close - Green Text T-Shirt
Sometimes you're just not in the mood for a hug, and need to let the world at large know it with this shrewdly-designed, stylish tee. YES, the text is just a liiiiittle too small, forcing most people to lean in to read what the shirt says. Imagine the fun of watching the wave of shame washing over an unsuspecting busybody's face as realize they've been had. Afterwards, some will try to strike up a conversation -- this seems to happen on line at the deli counter, often by the same guy who thinks I want to know his name is "Henry" -- or look like they'd slug you if being arrested wasn't a possibility. Good times. This innovative, performance-inducing design is not only one of our oldest, but could very well be our piece de resistance HA! That's FRENCH... y'know, like the fries. Artsy fartsy types rejoice!
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Dark haired male wore adult large and 5’9”, 110# female wore adult medium . Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Grandma wore adult large with long sleeve shirt underneath. Tall girl adult medium. Dark haired male adult large. Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Dark haired male wearing adult large and female wearing adult medium. Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back. They printed random cupcake image I downloaded from internet with no problems! Looked perfect! Front design was stock from zazzel.
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Product ID: 235122859640114297
Created on: 9/9/2021, 2:51 PM
Rating: G
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