If You Can’t Kill Them With Kindness, Just Try Long Apron

A little sweetness, a little sarcasm, and a whole lot of Newfoundland attitude! This vintage-inspired design features a happy black Newfoundland dressed in a polka-dot apron and headscarf, whisk in paw, serving up one of the funniest sayings around: “If You Can’t Kill Them With Kindness, Just Try Poison.” Styled with retro bakery vibes, distressed textures, and classic farmhouse charm, this playful artwork is perfect for dog lovers who appreciate dark humor and a good laugh. The cheerful Newfoundland baker brings just the right mix of wholesome and wickedly funny, making it a standout piece for kitchens, craft rooms, offices, and anywhere sarcasm is welcome. Perfect for stickers, mugs, tumblers, aprons, tote bags, kitchen décor, shirts, and gifts for Newfoundland owners, bakers, cooks, and lovers of vintage humor.