"If at first you don't succeed... try doing it the way your wife told you to" A hilarious, funny, humorous, custom, personalized, fun joke / quote humor card, featuring time honored advice / golden words of wisdom / quote for men. You may customize the text in the front, and replace 'wife' in the text with 'girlfriend' or 'mom' OR replace 'your wife' with the name of wifey or girlfriend - to make it a one-of-a-kind personalized card. Makes a fun gift for valentine's day, birthday, anniversary, christmas, holidays or any regular day, for your valentine, boyfriend, husband, and for anyone in your family or friend circle you want to rescue in time :-)