This card features a white background with a friendly leprechaun on the left, smiling wide with bright aqua eyes that seem to linger warmly as if he’s sharing a private joke with you 💚. His fiery orange beard and mustache frame rosy cheeks, and he wears an emerald green top hat with a black band, a gold buckle, and a small dark shamrock detail ☘️. A short dark blue pipe rests near his mouth, sending up a thin curl of grey smoke that drifts upward. On the right, the humor comes through in stacked text that feels like a lighthearted nudge between friends. Near the top, “how to speak Irish” appears in green lettering, centered above the larger phrase below. Under it, “WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED” is set in black, all caps, taking up the most space, with “(say it fast)” in smaller black text beneath it. The leprechaun’s hat tilts slightly, and the smoke wisp rises in a soft curve beside his face.