It’s Not a Nap, It’s a Strategy Session Latte Mug

• 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗱-𝗶𝘀𝘀𝘂𝗲 𝗺𝘂𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗡𝗮𝗽 𝗗𝗶𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 • 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗲, 𝘁𝗲𝗮, 𝗰𝗼𝗰𝗼𝗮 — 𝗼𝗿 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁-𝗻𝗮𝗽 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗯𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗴𝗲𝘀 • 𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗵𝘄𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗿- 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗮𝘃𝗲-𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗹𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗹𝗼𝘄-𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to master the art of strategic downtime. This mug is standard-issue for the elite Nap Division — perfect for fueling pre-nap coffee, post-nap tea, or whatever keeps your operations running smoothly from the couch. Dishwasher- and microwave-friendly, because even a commando has limits. Design is printed on both sides of the mug, so your Nap Division status is visible from every angle — whether you sip with your left hand, right hand, or just want everyone to see it from across the room.