It's a Festivus Miracle Water Bottle

The Thor Copper Vacuum Insulated Bottle is exactly what you need to keep your drinks cold in the summer and hot in the winter! The durable double-wall insulation means that it's designed to last, and there's even a hand loop attached for easy transportation. Keep beverages hot for 12 hours or cold for 48 hours, and marvel at the condensation-resistant exterior for, well, days on end! And if you still haven't warmed to the idea, you can customize the bottle in our design tool!

• Capacity: 22oz
• Dimension: 2.87" D x 10.74" H
• Material: 18/8 grade stainless steel
• Spill-resistant lid (no pop-up straw)
• Durable metal hand loop
• Fits most standard car cup holders
• Wash all parts in warm soapy water before using
• Keeps beverages hot for 12 hours or cold for 48 hours
• Please allow hot liquids to cool down to a drinkable temperature before securing the lid
• Do not overfill, liquid may escape through the drinking hole when fastening the lid
• Hand wash only. Not microwave or dishwasher safe
• Do not use bleach or chlorine products to clean this product
• Use caution when opening bottle and release pressure gently
• Always point cap away from people and from yourself when opening
• Do not overfill and be careful with hot liquids that may scald
• Keep out of reach of children when filled with hot liquid