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Keep Them Away From Me Funny Sarcastic Quotes Shower Curtain

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Rub-a-dub-dub, it's time to upgrade the tub! A custom shower curtain is a simple and elegant way to upgrade your powder room. You can easily create a unique room that matches your personal style with a shower curtain showing off your favorite quotes, images, or patterns. Singing in the shower just got a lot more inspirational.

  • Dimensions: 71" x 71". Fits most standard size tubs
  • Fabric: 100% polyester
  • Comes ready to hang with 12 stitch-enforced eyelets (shower hooks not included)
  • Vivid, durable full color print
  • Machine wash cold
  • Liner sold separately

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Add a shower curtain liner and keep water in its place. 72" x 72" line includes metal grommets to weigh the curtain down. Chlorine free, with anti-mold & anti-mildew additives.

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Keep Them Away From Me Funny Sarcastic Quotes Shower Curtain

Keep Them Away From Me Funny Sarcastic Quotes Shower Curtain

This hilarious Keep Them Away From Me Funny Sarcastic Quotes T-Shirt is perfect for introverts, anti-social people, or anyone who loves dark humor and sarcasm. Great Gift Idea for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion for men, women, and teens who enjoy witty, sassy, and relatable humor and also great for office humor, social distancing, funny meme lovers, and sarcastic personalities who love to keep things real! If people drain your energy and you prefer your own space, this funny sarcastic t-shirt is a must-have! Designed for introverts, socially awkward individuals, and humor lovers, this tee makes a bold statement with a touch of humor. Whether you're avoiding small talk, love anti-social vibes, or just appreciate a witty joke, this is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Great gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, or any occasion where humor is needed. Wear it with confidence and let the world know—keep them away from me!
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4.5 out of 5 stars rating90 Total Reviews
70 total 5-star reviews7 total 4-star reviews3 total 3-star reviews5 total 2-star reviews4 total 1-star reviews
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I love this shower curtain! It’s made of durable good quality fabric and the pictures came out perfect!! I ordered this shower curtain because my husband suddenly unexpectedly died 💔😭 and I want his memory to live on with our grandchildren. So, i put pictures of him and the grandchildren on it and every time they use the bathroom, they see him. They love it too!
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Product ID: 256878638400055199
Created on: 2/11/2025, 6:49 AM
Rating: G 
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