This card shows a light grey background with the lower half of a figure centered, dressed in a green tartan kilt with clear plaid lines and a small pouch detail at the front. Bare legs extend down into emerald green rain boots, and the cheeky outfit pairing feels like an inside joke you’d share with a close friend 💚. Across the top, the phrase “IF ME KILT OFFENDS YE I CAN ALWAYS TAKE IT OFF!” sits in a chunky, hand-drawn green font that stretches wide and grabs attention. The letters look slightly uneven in a natural way, like a quick note meant to tease someone you like without being mean. Small four-leaf clovers are sprinkled around the figure, echoing the green tones and adding a flirty wink of good luck ☘️. The palette stays mostly greens against the pale grey, keeping the focus on the kilt, boots, and headline. Several clovers float near the sides and corners, framing the central legs and leaving open space around the top text.