Length of rulers humorous preferences T-Shirt

Could be about anything. Bananas, corndogs, carrots, or how high they stack your scoops of ice cream at the ice cream parlor. Multiple rulers each cut off at a different length (Not to size on shirt) starting with 5" and ending with 10" with 5" being too small and 10" being too big. The text says No to the five inches, doubtful for the six incher, ask my husband for the seven inches, I'll ask my husband when it gets to eight inches, he's going to take pictures when it hits nine inches, and a no I'm scared at ten inches. Makes sense, ten is a lot. . Moderation with consumption is the key.