"Lethal Doses & Lip Gloss"-Funny Nurse Gift Bag

Make a bold, cheeky statement with this “Lethal Doses & Lip Gloss” Impulse Tote, a must-have for medical professionals who pair life-saving skills with a killer sense of style. Perfectly sized for work, errands, or clinical shifts, this natural cotton tote with lime green handles brings functionality and attitude in one sassy package. The design features “Lethal Doses” in an elegant cherry red script font, paired with “& Lip Gloss” in strong aura indigo block letters, set against a backdrop of butter yellow florals, dill green leaves, and a syringe-turned-lipstick graphic. It’s a playful mix of girly glam and medical edge, crafted for nurses, pharmacy techs, med students, or anyone who lives for the drama of ICU shifts and high-shine lip gloss. Whether you’re gifting it for Nurse Week, carrying your essentials to class, or showing off some clinical confidence, this tote delivers fashion with function — and a healthy dose of sarcasm.