Mall Ninja -Tshirt T-Shirt

Warning! This t-shirt is Authorized for Restricted Release! Personnel must be at least a Class Six Classified Mall Ninja before donning this garment! Additional Warning! This unit is _NOT_ Class III Threat Protection! Quote on back: "I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America’s largest indoor retail shopping areas. My job job is to defend and protect the lives of the many shoppers who currently vist this center, and in my line of work you cannot be too careful. Although there are typically between five and seven normal security officers working the beat there, we decided a while ago that it would be best to have a specilized force for violent individuals and possible terrorist attacks. We use modified electric vehicles and can be anywhere on a given floor within eight and a half minutes.Naturally, the regular security people are unarmed. We “RTFers”, by arrangement with the local police, carry high-strength OC spray and batons. If we have a full tactical alert and permission from the local LEOs we also have a Mossberg 500 with less-lethal rounds and two K-frame Smith .38s loaded with 158 grain Lead Round Nose bullets. Basically, the situation is that we get the call, we lock up the situation, put everything five by five, and cordon the area until the local authorities arrive. We’re cops, we just don’t get the glory." Gecko .45, Sgt. RTF of undisclosed mall