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Married Couple Funny Valentine Card

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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Married Couple Funny Valentine Card

Married Couple Funny Valentine Card

This Valentine's Day card features a hand-painted pink heart floating near the top, with soft brush marks that look like watercolor. The background is plain white with a light paper texture, keeping all the attention on the message. Under the heart, the text is written in slightly uneven black, hand-lettered block-style writing. The first line reads, “WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE?” and it sits just below the heart, centered on the card. Beneath that, it continues with, “SORRY THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE. WE'RE MARRIED.” The mix of sweet and funny feels like a loving inside joke between partners, making it great for romance or a longtime relationship ❤️
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating2.2K Total Reviews
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By Connie M.January 21, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Creator Review
As a designer, I love the quality of the fine paper Zazzle uses. The matte eggshell stock is heavy, feels great in the hands, and shows someone you really care to send the best. Zazzle printing does beautifully saturated color with no bleed-through on their quality card stocks.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Y.January 9, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Cute card for pumpkin spice latte fans! The printing quality is great!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Y.January 9, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Bought it for my girlfriend. The quality seems nice . The quality of printing is satisfying.

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Product ID: 256570515217417761
Created on: 12/25/2025, 12:48 PM
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