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Me, Myself and Unicorns Funny Greeting Card

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Size: 5" x 7"

Spread joy, share cheer, merry everything and a happy always! Holiday cards designed to brighten up the entire year.

  • Dimensions: 5" L x 7" H (portrait); 7" L x 5" H (landscape)
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Me, Myself and Unicorns Funny Greeting Card

Me, Myself and Unicorns Funny Greeting Card

A sarcastic greeting card featuring a confident unicorn stopping Cupid mid-action, paired with the phrase Me, Myself & Unicorns. The illustration combines soft pastel colors with expressive details and lighthearted attitude. This design is ideal for anyone who enjoys self-love humor, independence jokes, and cute characters with personality. A good fit for birthdays, Valentine alternatives, encouragement notes, or just a fun message for friends who appreciate irony and whimsical art. The overall style keeps things humorous and approachable, blending cute illustration with a clear, relatable message.
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4.7 out of 5 stars rating10.1K Total Reviews
8277 total 5-star reviews1210 total 4-star reviews247 total 3-star reviews124 total 2-star reviews204 total 1-star reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By C.August 17, 2023 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
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It was the perfect way to wish happy Valentine’s Day. Perfect! Sharp color!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Joe L.February 27, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
Took a great picture while in Italy and they made me a wonderful card for my wife for Valentine's Day. .
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Y.January 9, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
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Cute Valentine’s Day card for a school friend. The printing quality is great!

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Product ID: 256793958550052035
Created on: 1/16/2026, 8:39 AM
Rating: G 
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