Minotaur Oval Sticker

What's so weird about a creature that's half-bull, half-man? Most men are ALL bull! Ha! Ah, but seriously, the true ancient civilization known as the Minoans were ga-ga over bulls, they had bull-leaping contests and everything, and they were so into bulls that rumors spread that Minoan King Minos had this elaborate labyrinth that housed a monstrous half-man, half-bull which ate people who were put in the labryinth to get lost and eaten until Theseus pulled a Hansel-unt-Gretl trick and trailed yarn in so he could kill the Minotaur and find his way back. See, you come for a sticker, you learn about ancient Crete.