Mob Wife Energy: “Don’t Know WTF” Design Crossbody Bag

💅 Espresso, Gold & Chaos — A Mood No one’s really got it together — and this design says it with style. This bold, transparent-background quote drops unapologetic truth in a glam Mob Wife tone. Whether you're sipping coffee, slaying deadlines or faking your 9–5 with iced espresso and vibes, this one's for you. ✨ Features That Sell • Gold-foil–inspired font meets leopard-shadow glam • Transparent background – works on black tees, dark mugs or die-cut stickers • Fits trending aesthetics: Mob Wife · Delulu-core · Witty burnout • Tone: Confident, chaotic, scroll-stopping, brutally honest • Optional accent: ☕ — because caffeine makes chaos stylish 🎯 Who’s Buying This? • Millennials & Gen Z in their ✨delusional queen era✨ • Fashion-forward chaos coordinators • Burnout besties who thrive on sarcasm and bold fonts • Fans of main character meltdown-core • Anyone who says, “Honestly, same,” when they read this quote 🎁 Gift-Worthy For: • Your favorite over-caffeinated coworker • A friend with mob-wife dreams and Monday dread • College grads entering “fake-it-til-you-make-it” mode • Anyone who’s spiraling stylishly