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Mornings Suck Sleepy Vampire Bat Coffee Humor Keychain

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Shape: Square (single-sided)

Never leave home without your favorite photo, design, or inspirational message attached to your keys with this custom circle keychain. Designed to withstand daily wear and tear, this keychain displays designs, text, and photos in vibrant clarity and brilliant colors.

  • Dimensions: 1.875" x 1.875"
  • Made of ultra-durable acrylic
  • UV resistant and waterproof
Designer Tip: To ensure the highest quality print, please note that this product’s customizable design area measures 1.875" x 1.875". For best results please add 1/16" bleed.

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Mornings Suck Sleepy Vampire Bat Coffee Humor Keychain

Mornings Suck Sleepy Vampire Bat Coffee Humor Keychain

This grumpy little vampire bat has clearly discovered that mornings really do suck almost as much as he does. With half lidded eyes fangs still dripping and wings slouched like he just rolled out of his cave he clings to his only lifeline a giant mug of jet-black coffee. The cup says it all “Mornings Suck” because even creatures of the night need a caffeine fix to survive the horrors of sunrise. Perfect for fellow night owls and coffee addicts who agree that the undead aren't the only ones who struggle before noon. Tags: vampire, bat, coffee, gothic, horror, spooky, funny, halloween, creepy, nocturnal, fangs, caffeine, grumpy, monster, undead, vampire bat mug, funny goth coffee, mornings suck shirt, spooky coffee lover, night owl humor, creepy cute bat, gothic coffee gift, horror morning design, undead coffee addict, halloween coffee art, vampire humor gift, caffeine addict funny, dark humor bat, spooky morning mug, gothic funny design

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5 stars rating955 Total Reviews
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By Grace C.August 19, 2023Verified Purchase
Acrylic Keychain, Square (single-sided)
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It is simple, nothing too worrying about this except it is only one side. It still looks good though and is light and not to heavy. I like the AE2 artwork on it as it really takes it to another level. Definitely advise using high resolution logos, it does not have a pixelated look when you look at the detail in the lines and looks good for what it is.
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By Beauty D.December 11, 2019Verified Purchase
Acrylic Keychain, Square (single-sided)
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The customer is satisfied. The print out came out perfect.
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By J.August 13, 2024Verified Purchase
I adore the sentiment behind this keychain, which is why I chose it as a gift. This keychain features a beautifully polished, shiny finish.
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Product ID: 256426261850372269
Created on: 9/10/2025, 8:30 AM
Rating: G