Mother in Law Certificate - humor

Two sided certificate - buy this for yourself, buy this for your friends who are becoming Mother in Laws. One side gives you a gold seal of approval from all the Mother in Laws - and it's signed by all the Mother in Laws. Put in the date of the wedding that initiated you into the club, and the member's name. At the bottom is a little bit about all the training the certificate holder went through (tongue in cheek)... The other side has a simple Welcome, also the name, and the picture of our leader (cartoon) MIL. There's another A+ seal for doing the best you can, and two quotes from nameless Mother in Laws about how all MIL's started out as Mothers, and what goes around comes around - and reflections on one's own treatment of her MIL, long ago. Intended to be a light hearted, funny welcome to new Millies ...