Muckey Landing Men's Shirts

You've always wanted to be a walking billboard for the Muckey Landing Market, Diner and Hardware Emporium, haven't you? Well, now all your dreams have come true! The front features a portrait of Virgil and Harmon that looks a lot better than they do, really, which they like, so there ya go. And the back features more fonts than you can shake a stick at and absolutely screams "SOUVENIR T-SHIRT"! Tell all your friends you vacationed in beautiful Muckey Landing, Delaware, and Virgil and Harmon were so grateful they gave you this t-shirt to commemorate the event. Or maybe to get rid of you, who knows... Hey, nobody you know is ever gonna visit Muckey Landing, so lie with impunity -- nobody will ever know the difference.