My Life As a Catfish T-Shirt

Buying this for a crazy cat lady who also has fish and loves all of them-- acceptable. Buying one for yourself? Not acceptable. This shirt is of the ironiest (note: nonexistent word) of all ironies-- a predator in the environment of its prey! The furry little mammal is also having a blast: a box, a carpet, and its only necessary source of entertainment, a string is all within flipper reach. Are you ironic, lazy, and like to chill in a box? This is the shirt for you.