This greeting card has a plain white background and two lines of message-centered text. At the top and center, it says “I PROMISE TO ALWAYS BE BY YOUR SIDE” in large red handwritten-style letters that feel heartfelt and direct. Just below that, a smaller line in black reads, “OR UNDER YOU OR ON TOP OR ON MY KNEES IN FRONT OF YOU,” adding a cheeky twist. The contrast between the big red promise and the smaller black add-on makes the joke land quickly while still feeling affectionate. There are no characters or objects here—just the words—so your attention stays on the message and the relationship behind it. Overall, it’s a flirty, funny Valentine option that’s meant for someone who will laugh and blush at the same time ❤️