This Valentine's Day card keeps things simple and straight to the point, with a cheeky romantic joke at the center. At the top, three red, hand-drawn hearts float above the message, looking like quick marker sketches. In the middle, the large text says “BEND ME OVER!” in thick, black, all-caps letters that feel like casual handwriting. Under that, a smaller line reads “I mean, happy valentine’s day,” also in black, like a quick add-on after realizing what was said. Everything sits on a plain white background, so your eyes go right to the hearts and the words. The mix of sweet hearts and the surprising message makes it funny, flirty, and a little daring ❤️💌🍫.