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Neon Snark Engine T-Shirt- "99% Sarcasm 1% Coffee" T-Shirt

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Basic Dark T-Shirt
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+$9.40
Black
Vivid Printing: White Underbase

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Style: Basic Dark T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark color t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 100% cotton, it's unisex and wears well on anyone and everyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Select a design from our marketplace or customize it to make it uniquely yours!

Size & Fit

  • Model is 6’2” and is wearing a medium
  • Standard fit
  • Garment is unisex sizing
  • Fits true to size

Fabric & Care

  • 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Imported
  • Machine wash cold

About This Design

No neon ink will be used when printing. Neon colors may appear darker than what you see on your screen.
Neon Snark Engine T-Shirt- "99% Sarcasm 1% Coffee" T-Shirt

Neon Snark Engine T-Shirt- "99% Sarcasm 1% Coffee" T-Shirt

Light up the room with your wit while wearing this vibrant Neon Snark Engine t-shirt! Featuring a brilliant neon technical diagram that reveals the ultimate snark formula: 99% pure sarcasm powered by just 1% coffee. Perfect for tech professionals, night owls, and sarcastic souls who shine brightest in dark rooms and awkward situations! • Perfect for programmers, IT wizards, engineers, and anyone whose humor has a neon glow • Makes an electrifying gift for witty coworkers, gaming friends, or your favorite sarcastic genius • Features eye-catching neon colors that stand out in any lighting - especially under blacklights! • Great for tech events, gaming marathons, night outs, or when your wit needs maximum visibility • Premium quality shirt with vibrant neon printing that ensures your snark never goes dim Warning: High sarcasm output detected! This neon-powered snark engine operates at maximum efficiency with minimal caffeine input. Perfect for those who can deliver blistering comebacks even before their first coffee kickstarts the remaining 1%!

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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Dark haired male wore adult large and 5’9”, 110# female wore adult medium . Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Grandma wore adult large with long sleeve shirt underneath. Tall girl adult medium. Dark haired male adult large. Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Dark haired male wearing adult large and female wearing adult medium. Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back. They printed random cupcake image I downloaded from internet with no problems! Looked perfect! Front design was stock from zazzel.

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Product ID: 256405733376532417
Created on: 8/2/2025, 8:00 AM
Rating: G