Never Gonna Give You Up, Latin epigram T-Shirt

This is the chorus of Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley (or Ricardus Astleius in its latinized form), except it's in latin elegiac couplets! The literal translation is "I would never leave you, I could never trick you./I will never wander, you will always be the closest./You shall never cry, I will never wish you goodbye,/nor, as a liar, would I ever hurt you with my words." It's always fun reading out the literal translation to somebody when they ask what the shirt means, and slowly watching them realize that they have been rick-roll'd.