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New Dad Sleeping Patch Pending Funny Blue Est. T-Shirt

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Basic Dark T-Shirt
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Dark Grey
Vivid Printing: White Underbase

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Style: Basic Dark T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark color t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 100% cotton, it's unisex and wears well on anyone and everyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Select a design from our marketplace or customize it to make it uniquely yours!

Size & Fit

  • Model is 6’2” and is wearing a medium
  • Standard fit
  • Garment is unisex sizing
  • Fits true to size

Fabric & Care

  • 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Imported
  • Machine wash cold

About This Design

New Dad Sleeping Patch Pending Funny Blue Est. T-Shirt

New Dad Sleeping Patch Pending Funny Blue Est. T-Shirt

New dad. Version 1.0. Currently running on zero sleep and unlimited love — sleeping patch pending. This bold, funny software-themed tee is the perfect gift for the new dad who approaches fatherhood like a system update he never asked for but is absolutely committed to installing. Featuring clean tech-style typography with a progress bar and the message "New Dad V1.0 — Sleeping Patch Pending," this shirt captures the beautiful, exhausting, hilarious reality of new dadhood in one perfectly nerdy design. Every word is fully customizable directly on Zazzle. Update the version number, change the patch note, year of becoming a dad or add his name to make it completely personal. Works brilliantly as a Father's Day gift, a baby announcement reveal, a Christmas gift for the new dad in your life, or a baby shower gift for the dad-to-be — the customizable text makes it feel fresh and personal every single time. The clean sky blue on grey colorway gives this design a cool, modern feel that's effortlessly wearable well beyond any occasion. This isn't a drawer shirt — it's one he'll actually reach for on the way to his first school run, his first park trip, and every sleep-deprived adventure in between. Perfect for Father's Day, baby announcements, Christmas gifts for new dads, baby shower gifts for the dad-to-be, first Father's Day celebrations, or any moment that calls for humor, heart, and a good software pun. Because every great dad starts at version 1.0.

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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Dark haired male wore adult large and 5’9”, 110# female wore adult medium . Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Grandma wore adult large with long sleeve shirt underneath. Tall girl adult medium. Dark haired male adult large. Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Dark haired male wearing adult large and female wearing adult medium. Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back. They printed random cupcake image I downloaded from internet with no problems! Looked perfect! Front design was stock from zazzel.

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Product ID: 256073509302304059
Created on: 5/9/2026, 2:05 PM
Rating: G