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No Coffee No Workee Card Funny Coworker Coffee
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No Coffee No Workee Card Funny Coworker Coffee
Make your favorite caffeine-dependent coworker smile with this hilarious No Coffee No Workee greeting card. The playful phrase captures the universal truth that for many, productivity simply doesn't begin until that first cup of coffee kicks in. This cheeky rhyme speaks directly to the coffee lover who understands that before caffeine, everything is just noise. It is the perfect inside joke for the colleague who needs a little liquid motivation to face the workday.
This card speaks to the remote worker, the office employee, the work-from-home parent, or anyone whose job performance relies heavily on coffee consumption. It makes a perfect gift for coworkers, bosses, employees, or friends who appreciate a good-natured chuckle about workplace realities. The design acknowledges that when working, the best employee might be the one who remembers to make coffee before making decisions.
Perfect for work anniversaries, birthdays, or just because, this card adds humor to the everyday routine. The interior is left blank for your personal message. Printed on high-quality cardstock with a coordinating envelope, it is ready to mail. Find your favorite design and make your favorite coffee-dependent coworker smile today.
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5 out of 5 stars ratingBy Alexei K.August 22, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I am very pleased with my purchase. I will definitely order again.
The couple loved it. Thank you! This card turned out better than I could have imagined.
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4 out of 5 stars ratingBy Fabiola E.June 30, 2020 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Small, 4" x 5.6", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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The card arrived exactly as described the only thing I didn't expect was that it was going to be a paper card. I thought from the title "faux letter" I thought it was going to be a pleather card. This is why I took off one star as well as the card being slightly bent. The paper quality is good but it should've been shipped enclosed between stiff cardboard to avoid the card being bent during the shipping process. It wasn't bent badly. I think if I place it underneath a heavy flat box it'll be okay. Ordered it on June 15th and recieved it June 30th. So I think the time it took was good considering this is a custom item. The print came out great! I just wish the material of the card wasn't paper. I bought this for my 3rd anniversary (leather anniversary) and wanted the material to be leather to keep with the theme. At least the image is of letter so that'll kind of be our little insider joke. Otherwise, the card is great and I have no complaints. Can't wait to give it to my husband.
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5 out of 5 stars ratingBy Judy S.October 18, 2017 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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This card turned out beautifully. It was very much appreciated by the couple who has been married for a very long time. I will order more of these for other friends celebrating many years of marriage. The printing turn out just as expected, It was printed on the matte finish and it complemented the patina
of the old photograph.
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