No CPR, Just Cake- Dark Humor Nurse Postcard

Celebrate birthdays the nurse way — with a shot of sarcasm and a slice of cake. This darkly hilarious postcard features a bold red anatomical heart illustration with a slice of cake centered inside, symbolizing every nurse’s favorite vital: dessert. Above it, the unapologetic message: “No CPR, Just Cake.” Because sometimes, all a nurse wants for their birthday is to not be called into a code. On the back, a charcoal-grey stamp-style circle reads “RN Approved”, stamped in a clean, clinical typeface. Just beneath, in soft bone white, it reads: “Dose of Dark Humor” — the kind of medicine nurses prescribe (to themselves, between charting and caffeine refills). Whether you're a nurse, nursing student, or just love someone who saves lives and sanity daily, this postcard is the perfect blend of medical realism, sarcastic wit, and minimalist design. Ideal for birthdays, nurse week, or as a fun insert with a gift. Great For: Funny nurse birthday cards, Nursing school graduation gifts, ICU, ER, Med-Surg nurses with a sense of humor, Postcard collectors who love medical themes, and Nurse Week appreciation gifts.