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None Shall Pass Kale Lettuce Confusion Funny Crossbody Bag

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Style: All-Over-Print Cross Body Bag, Medium

The classic tote with a modern twist: all-over-print allows for 100% customization, bringing the basic tote to the next level. Your next shopping trip just got a little more earth-friendly and a lot more stylish!

  • Dimensions: 16"l x 16"w; Strap: 43"l (fully extended)
  • Material:
    • Exterior: 100% sturdy brushed polyester
    • Interior: 100% polyester sheeting
  • 100% polyester strap with plastic buckle
  • Adjustable strap to help find the perfect fit
  • Three interior pockets; one zipped, two unzipped
  • Printed then sewn for edge-to-edge designs
  • Spot or dry clean only
  • Made in the USA

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None Shall Pass Kale Lettuce Confusion Funny Crossbody Bag

None Shall Pass Kale Lettuce Confusion Funny Crossbody Bag

Funny “None Shall Pass” design about the eternal confusion between kale and lettuce — perfect for grocery lovers, foodies, and anyone who hates salad decisions. This humorous “None Shall Pass” design plays on the everyday struggle of choosing between kale and lettuce at the grocery store. Featuring a knight with a stop sign and castle gate, the artwork blends medieval humor with modern food confusion in a lighthearted, relatable way. Perfect for food lovers, sarcastic shoppers, indecisive eaters, and anyone who finds grocery trips oddly stressful. It makes a great birthday gift, foodie gift, or just a fun accessory for everyday errands, farmers markets, and casual outings. Clever, playful, and conversation-starting — this design brings humor to even the simplest life choices.

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5 stars rating197 Total Reviews
180 total 5-star reviews9 total 4-star reviews7 total 3-star reviews1 total 2-star reviews0 total 1-star reviews
197 Reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Chinnesee C.June 9, 2024Verified Purchase
All-Over-Print Tote, Cross-Body Bag, Medium
I absolutely loved designing this bag. You can customize and put anything on it. I received so many compliments at my high school alumni picnic. The images were clear; great quality.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Queen Y.November 8, 2020Verified Purchase
All-Over-Print Tote, Cross-Body Bag, Medium
Creator Review
This bag is very beautiful. The colors and print are bold. The bag is very large ...a bit larger than expected...make a great travel bag. I just love this bag. The print is very clear and bold. Print very well. Beautiful!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Brittany H.June 13, 2020Verified Purchase
All-Over-Print Tote, Cross-Body Bag, Medium
Zazzle Reviewer Program
I've been trying to find a dinosaur purse for a while now and I'm so glad I came across this one! I wanted a dinosaur print that was also cloth material. This purse is perfect and just what I was looking for! I've been obsessed with dinosaurs since I was little and this purse is perfect. I think I'm going to add a closure to it but that's easy and cheap to do. The 2 pockets are big and fit a lot and the zipper pocket is perfect for small items you don't want to use. I will recommend this shop to everyone! The printing came out just as pictured!

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Product ID: 256865933323875113
Created on: 8/9/2024, 10:44 PM
Rating: G