NYC Slow Down LOL Postcard

Nobody is slowing down in New York City and this design says it for every block that never did. New York City runs on momentum and it has been running since the day the first subway tunnel opened under Manhattan. Nobody in this city slows down. Not the cab driver on Flatbush Avenue, not the bodega cat on Myrtle Avenue, not the pigeon on the fire escape, not the kid on the stoop who has already seen everything twice. From Harlem to the Rockaways, from Astoria to the Rockaways, the energy is the same: keep moving, keep moving, keep moving. Nobody slows down here because slow is what you do when you're finished, and nobody in New York City is finished. In Brooklyn nobody slows down because the block has more to say. In Queens nobody slows down because the block has more to serve. In the Bronx nobody slows down because the beat hasn't stopped. In Staten Island nobody slows down because the ferry is already late. In Manhattan nobody slows down because the block has more to prove. And nobody here is going to change that because slow is a word other cities use to describe themselves. New York City has a different word for itself and that word is HELL YEA. This design is for the person who has been told to slow down a thousand times and has never once listened. It's for the person whose pace other people have opinions about and who has never once lowered it for them. It's for the person who knows that this city was not built by people who slowed down and that nobody who ever mattered here ever did either. New York City is not slow and neither is this design.