Obvious DISH RAG Kitchen Towel

Stating The Obvious -- Tired of clueless friends and family calling you a dish rag when you bear such a striking lack of resemblance to a kitchen towel? We don't blame you. The poor dears are clearly stupid and they must be taught, but how can you teach them to tell the difference without hurting their feelings? Hang one of these lovely towels in your kitchen - conveniently labeled DISH RAG on both ends! You can either hold it up next to your face and point out to them that you look nothing alike or MAYBE if they see it all the time, it'll start to sink in! (Nah! Better do the side by side comparison.) Good luck and have fun! We're rooting for you!