Here's our funny drunk German lying on the floor with his beer and giving his car keys to someone else. (Don't Drink and Drive!) We've got "Oktoberfest" on the front but you can remove that text graphic if you want and make the front greeting say something else. And, then you can put whatever inside greeting you choose too. TO CUSTOMIZE: CLick the "Customize It" button. Then, Add Text. Type whatever you wish to say. To change font styles click the "F" and a pop-up menu with lots of other fonts will appear. To change font colors, click the black box and a pop-up menu with lots of colors will appear. To size the text up or down use the + or - buttons. To move text you can either use the arrows or.. on the top left click into "Design" mode and your mouse can move things for you.