Original It's Not a Nap It's a Strategy Session Coffee Mug

• 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗱-𝗶𝘀𝘀𝘂𝗲 𝗺𝘂𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗡𝗮𝗽 𝗗𝗶𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 • 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗲, 𝘁𝗲𝗮, 𝗰𝗼𝗰𝗼𝗮 — 𝗼𝗿 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁-𝗻𝗮𝗽 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗯𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗴𝗲𝘀 • 𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗵𝘄𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗿- 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗮𝘃𝗲-𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗹𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗹𝗼𝘄-𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to master the art of strategic downtime. This mug is standard-issue for the elite Nap Division — perfect for fueling pre-nap coffee, post-nap tea, or whatever keeps your operations running smoothly from the couch. Dishwasher- and microwave-friendly, because even a commando has limits. Design is printed on both sides of the mug, so your Nap Division status is visible from every angle — whether you sip with your left hand, right hand, or just want everyone to see it from across the room. This version features the original compact design for those who prefer a subtler statement.