Out of Office. Into Mischief Latte Mug

• 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗻𝗲𝘄𝘀: 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲, 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗲 (𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗱). • 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝘂𝗴 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀𝗻’𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗲—𝗶𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗱𝘀 𝗺𝘆 𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗯𝗶. • 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘀. 𝗠𝘂𝗴 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀 “𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆, 𝗰𝗮𝗻’𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂.” Coffee, tea, or something stronger — whatever’s inside, this mug is your official “do not expect much” statement. Bold, cheeky text signals: you’re out of office in spirit, if not in email. Generously sized ceramic keeps your drink warm while your alibi stays cold and unshakable. Perfect for semi-retired rebels, remote work warriors, or anyone who treats “off duty” as a lifestyle. Functional? Yes. Gloriously petty? Absolutely. Pair it with the rest of the OOO Playbook collection for the full toolkit of strategic disappearances. Because why just vanish when you can vanish with style?