Pass the Salt Magnet

Declare your dominance over lesser life forms! Whether at the stove, oven, or barbecue grill, in the kitchen or at the backyard patio, your favorite cook, chef, or hunter will appreciate this funny attitude gift. Text reads: “If you’re slower than me, dumber than me, and taste better then me, pass the salt!” When summer BBQ season is here, it’s good to be eating dinner at the top of the food chain.