Pissanthropy Death Metal Fake Band Tee, Black Logo T-Shirt

Wanna rep a band so underground they don't even exist? I have just the shirt for you. Pissanthropy is a technical death metal band imagined by me, author Janvier Olszon. This band is the focal point of my novella, Storm Season: A History of Love, Fear, and Death Metal. Warning: Wearing this shirt will probably cause chaos and confusion. If anyone asks, you have two options: 1. Say, "Oh, you haven't heard of Pissanthropy?" and roll your eyes, or 2. Say, "Oh, you haven't read Storm Season by self-published indie author Janvier Olszon?" and show them my website. The choice is yours. Don't be a gatekeeper. Or do, I'm not your dad. It also comes in a white logo on a black background if you're afraid of spilling beer on your new white shirt.