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Some monsters who've assimilated into human society have risen to higher stations than others and there are few success stories more inspiring than than of Thadeous John Cthulhu jr; the first Elder God president of the United States Sure, he's been a controversial leader; some demanded to see his birth certificate, some complained he didn't so much win an election so much as eat every opposing candidate and some complained about the aforementioned complainers themselves being eaten before being promptly eaten. But ask anyone today and they'll tell you that Cthulhu truly is one of the greatest Presidents the Us has ever seen, or they'll be eaten. You may be wondering why the flag on his podium is missing a few states, the answer is that this badge is quite small and also that he ate them.