About this item * CARD'S INSIDE GREETING READS - Choose to have a Happy Halloween! Cover says: And, because it's October, you have the choice of regular colonoscopy or pumpkin spice. - Make all your adult friends and family laugh out loud with this funny doctor and patient themed Happy Halloween greeting card. * SIZE - This 4.63 x 6.75 inch cartoon notecard is the perfect card for your Dad who hates doctor visits. A funny card that depicts medical procedure as real life nightmares. Pen a truly hilarious personal message to make this a keepsake card. We're sure your recipients will love this hospital themed Halloween card. * HALLOWEEN CARD - Celebrate Halloween with fun and jokes with this one of a kind greeting card. Send this friends who's sick to give them a reason to smile. It's a nice alternative to people who don't like receiving Happy Halloween cards with scary characters. Doctor friends will definitely get a good laugh from this. * The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional); Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material * Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock (no papyrus, naturally) with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact; The stationery is made in the USA and Canada