Puns for cushion in organ recitals

Organists need audiences! And audiences need to be comfortable. Church pews are often the least pleasant places to sit still for an hour or more, so get yourself equipped with one or two of these concert cushions to soften the blow, as it were. Easily carried by the handle they are unobtrusive and yet provide just a little more protection against getting a very sore seat. This design has many different punning expressions of what organists are such as unstoppable, great, swell, positive, lofty, highly principalled, (that's a deliberate misspelling, by the way!) and so on. Great fun to read and could amuse your audience while you wait for a concert to start, as well as being extremely useful for cushioning the hard pew seats!