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Ransom, they will never find your body Valentine's Card

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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

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Ransom, they will never find your body Valentine's Card

Ransom, they will never find your body Valentine's Card

Ransom, they will never find your body as sexy as I do Valentine's Day greeting card.
Kymberli Designs
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Roxbury, New Jersey
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By Connie M.January 21, 2022 • Verified Purchase
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As a designer, I love the quality of the fine paper Zazzle uses. The matte eggshell stock is heavy, feels great in the hands, and shows someone you really care to send the best. Zazzle printing does beautifully saturated color with no bleed-through on their quality card stocks.
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By Kimberly T.February 12, 2021 • Verified Purchase
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Quick shipping, great quality, never a disappointment with Zazzle greeting cards. Very crisp and clear

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Product ID: 256930198749931227
Created on: 2/4/2020, 6:29 AM
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