Retirement 2026 Not My Problem Anymore Funny Bottle Opener

Make all your bottle openers fancy with Zazzle! Customize this magnet-backed bottle opener with your favorite images, designs, or text! Made to “stick" to any metal surface, this bottle opener looks great on your refrigerator, is perfect for parties, and makes an even better gift!

• Dimensions: 2.25" diameter
• Print area covered with scratch and UV-resistant Mylar
• Opens standard beer and soda cap bottles
• Made in U.S.A.

⚠️WARNING! Choking hazard — Small parts; Not for children under 3 years.

⚠️ CAUTION! This product contains a strong magnet. Neodymium magnets are not a toy. Children should not be allowed to handle neodymium magnets as they can be dangerous. Small magnets pose a choking hazard and should never be swallowed or inserted into any part of the body. Swallowed magnets can stick together across intestines causing serious infections and death. Seek immediate medical attention if magnets are swallowed or inhaled.

Never allow neodymium magnets near a person with a pacemaker or similar medical aid. The strong magnetic fields of the magnet can affect the operation of such devices, which may result in injury or even death.

The strong magnetic fields of neodymium magnets can also damage magnetic data storage media and electronic devices. Keep these magnets away from credit cards, computer disks, video tapes, and other magnetic media. Never place these magnets near televisions, VCRs, computer monitors, or other electronic equipment.