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Retirement funny mobility scooter police chase car card

4.8 out of 5 stars rating
388 Total Reviews |
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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Retirement funny mobility scooter police chase car card

Retirement funny mobility scooter police chase car card

Them a high-speed retirement with this laugh out loud funny greeting card featuring a rebellious retiree hitting warp speed on his mobility scooter while being clocked by a stunned traffic officer it's the perfect way to celebrate a coworker or friend finally leaving the slow lane high definition, detail and brilliant comedic timing. Make this a standout card for anyone with a great sense of humor.
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4.8 out of 5 stars rating388 Total Reviews
350 total 5-star reviews22 total 4-star reviews7 total 3-star reviews3 total 2-star reviews6 total 1-star reviews
388 Reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Dawn M.March 16, 2024 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
Creator Review
Love this card - it's adorable. Attention to detail on both the front and back. Just enough room on the back for a quick note - but not so much room that you feel pressured to write a book. Perfect for me since I send cards to my aunt and cousin every week. printing is pawsitively perfect. Great quality card stock.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By K.February 9, 2021 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 5.25" x 5.25", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
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The card I received was everything and more than I expected!!! It came ahead of schedule and was super accurate to what I designed. I am so satisfied with my experience and will absolutely be telling everyone about this site as well as coming back for any card or invitation needs in the future!!! Thank you, zazzle, soooo much for being part of such an important moment in my life, my son’s godmother proposal! The colors were perfect! Exactly what I wanted!! Great quality paper
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Nancy L.June 12, 2019 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
Creator Review
Good quality card stock, nicely packaged. The printing was fine. Thank you.

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Product ID: 256786297357112447
Created on: 3/15/2026, 6:41 PM
Rating: G